Lori Petty:
Lori Petty Nude
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Information:
Name: Lori Petty
Born: 1963-10-14
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
Profiler (1997), Star Trek (1999), Head of the Class (1987), MacArthur Park (2001), In the Army Now (1994)
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What did one rock pool say to the other rock
pool? Show me your mussels.
NarioKordhc
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass
but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the
grass!
HuntleyMaddocksonkx
Policeman: Why did you
crash into
that stop sign?
Motorist: I was only following orders.
GwynhamBarrann
Have you heard that there's a new
mountain website?
Really? I must take a peak at it!
SilverioNethanelGq
"Mah son's real smart!" crowed the redneck
mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can already spell
his name backwards and forwards!" "What's his name?" asked the
friend. "Bob."
LangBemoP
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears
white gloves ?
Mickey Moose !
MacBethAnlonfY
Mother: What
was the first thing you
learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
CarIoConnlaioem
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is
this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police
assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell
me how to
cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.
OlneySedgekE
Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best things are so expensive?
BortBhruicuw
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm God
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then
the earth...
NolynMillmanNR